i swear i'm funny

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

ikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: lifehunt-scythe, via pretendthisiswitty)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via laughing-angels)

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

(Source: youtube.com, via myneverendingbattle)

student:can i borrow a pencil
teacher:i don't know, CAN you?
student:yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor, via happypotter)

Chuck Palahniuk (via tillthemusicends)

(via only-seoul)

People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via healingx)

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

(via thats-so-meme)

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