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constantlyfreemaned:

Martin talking about getting emotional on the last day of filming for The Hobbit… (x)

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Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother:Kill them.

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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paranoid:

tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies but i dont have time because of tumblr

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Sylvia Plath (via teenager90s)

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Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.

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I lost my mind
trying to find yours.

inscendo:

"and we didn’t talk after that" is probably the saddest thing to say

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what my parents never told me (via visionarynigga)

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just because you love someone doesn’t mean they’ll love you back

amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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