I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.